I'm weird and proud.

  • Mom: are you ready to leave
  • Me: yeah hold on
  • 5 minutes later
  • Me: Okay I'm ready
  • Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
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  • most people: lol lazy sunday
  • me: lol lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday
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80 years from now;

  • Me: //falls//
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
  • Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
  • Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
  • Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
  • Me: YOLO
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I’M NOT THE BEST BLOGGER, BUT I HAVE THE BEST MOTHER!!

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Mum: Why is your room always so messy?

Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

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Reblog if you’re in f*cking LOVE with your own blog.

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